Beach Vacation Needed: Apply Inside

Raise your hand if you married up? You know who you are. See me over here? I have my hand up and I’m proud to admit it.

My lovely wife and I have been married for 17 years (yeah, I’m old, shut up) and we’ve just had one vacation apart from the kids in that time. Well, that ends today. By the time you read this, we’ll be jetting South for an unnamed island in the Caribbean. Little hint, it looks *just* like this photo.

So for the next 7 days I’ll be out of pocket. Unless I get abducted, held for ransom, escape and send out an cry for help via this blog, you won’t be hearing from me. Via con dios!