The Greatest Plastic Guitarist Ever

I’ve found him! The greatest Guitar Hero/Rock Band guitarist of all time. I’m awed by his immense talent and shamed by his incredible skills. If I could be 50% as good as he is, I’d be content.

Did you notice how he was singing along while playing? I bet he even closed his eyes for some of those “easy” parts.

Maybe he’s the cyborg experiment I keep hearing the government is trying to keep under wraps. Judge for yourself the man, the myth, the legend.

I’m thinking about planning a pilgrimage. If this man turns out to be a charlatan then I’ll send in the goons.