Dojo Info 8/13/08

1. Easy part’s over; tougher tests coming for Team USA
   You got that right! There can be no let up for this team, no mercy. Nothing but Gold will satisfy the angry masses. Plus, NBC better start putting their games on in primetime or this paladin may go to war!
2. Tennessee plant drops Labor Day observance for Muslim holiday
   Wow. That’s pretty extreme. Of course, the MSM won’t give this news much play.
3. ‘American Idol’ crooner Clay Aiken now a father
   I could’ve sworn he was gay. Color me surprised.
4. IKEA to sell solar panels?
   Wowzers. Are they the future Buy n Large?!?
5. LED drumsticks illuminate your ‘Rock Band’ studliness
   Can you say, “Early Christmas present for Paladin…”?