Funny Pics for Friday

Ahh, it’s our last day here. Funny how “2 weeks” turned into “12 days” but that’s the fault of those scientists who haven’t invented the teleporter yet. (Slackers!)

In honor of this most desperate of days, I’ll post the rest of the funny pics I found. Cheers!

Beach Vacation Day 12: Link A, Link B, Link C, Link D, Link E and Link F.

Dojo Info 6/12/08

1. Next week’s Rock Band tracks uncovered
   A whole lot of nothing. Wow. It must be harder than I thought signing up bands to use their tunage.
2. Most Hazardous Sports
   According to Yahoo! basketball is #1. Yay! Er, I mean, “Oh no!”
3. Apple unveils faster new iPhone, chops price
   Yet another temptation I must resist.
4. Ancient cave linked to early Christians in Jordan
   Not surprising to me that many of these exist all over the world.
5. Disney Store Gift Receipts and Questionable Business
   Exhibit A: Why it’s always a good idea to speak to the manager.

Umm, You Look Tasty

Seeing this reminded me that our hamster, Creampuff, is home alone with our cat. Odds are 50/50 that he’s alive when we return.

Beach Vacation Day 11 Link

“Back Off Man, I’ll Cut You!”

Who says government workers don’t have a sense of humor?

Beach Vacation Day 10 Link

Her Price Was Never Right

Oh wow. That’s just… uh… tough to watch. The poor lady needs to buy a clue. Wow. Huh?

Survive In the Wild

Not that I’d do this but to each his own.

Beach Vacation Day 9 Link

Snoopy With a Sniper

Ha! Guess the owner was serious. Wouldn’t he be liable though?

Beach Vacation Day 8 Link

Life Can Be Scarier In Person

We weren’t frightened at first, but after 30 minutes… he started creeping me out.

Beach Vacation Day 7 Link

Dojo Info 6/7/08

1. Why Won’t Barack Obama Or Jeremiah Wright Let The Trumpets Sound?
   It looks like Obama had no problem with his pastor 20 years until it got out that he was a bit extreme. “Oh you mean this might hurt me politically?!? OK, I’ll cut ties with Wright.”
2. Rock Band 2 cover art revealed?
   A big to-do about nothing really.
3. Legally Blind Mountaineer Climbs Mount Hood
   I’m not sure how many of us realize how amazing this accomplishment.
4. E-Trade Makes It Easier to Trade on the BlackBerry
   Nevermind that I have no money to invest, I finally have my BlackBerry… lookout E-Trade! Here I come!
5. Earlier diagnosis giving Alzheimer’s a new voice
   Since 2003, Alzheimer’s is the 7th leading cause of death; 5th for those over the age of 65. It’s good to see some progress combating this debilitating disease.

The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round

The first thing in my mind after seeing this image? “Our vacation is already half over!”

Beach Vacation Day 6 Link

Lying: Part of the Job Description

Now that the match is set—McCain vs. Obama—the long jaunt to the November polls begins. If thousands of years of history have taught us anything, it’s that politicians will say ANYTHING in order to get elected. What we, as voters, need to remember is to focus on a candidate’s voting record.

With that in mind, consider this.

Barack’s intensity is infectious, and his language is soothing, but his votes and views have earned him the rating of the most liberal U.S. Senator. Last week he told conservative South Dakota, “I am not pro-abortion.” Not only has he voted in favor of abortion, partial-birth abortion, and abandoning babies that survive botched abortions, Obama has voted to force taxpayers like you and me to pay for it. [link]

Obama’s track record is ready and available for all to see. If anyone chooses to turn a blind eye and focus solely on his charm and delivery, we’re all in a heap o’ trouble.

Parenting Teaches Parents

I’m sure parents everywhere can relate.

Beach Vacation Day 5 Link

The Path of Least Resistance

What some may call submission, I call peace of mind. j/k

Beach Vacation Day 4 Link

The Human Animal

You never know what you’ll find if you can catch an animal when they think we’re not watching.

Beach Vacation Day 3 Link

Dojo Info 6/4/08

1. Locksmith Cracks Ore. Safe That Baffled MIT Expert
   Ahh… that’s not so tough, try beating “Play With Me” on Expert.
2. Dutch Scientists Claim Sequencing of Female DNA
   They keep this up and pretty soon God’s gonna have step in.
3. Wikia Search launches the hackable search engine
   Good idea, not. Since there’s money at stake it’ll be a non-stop hack-fest.
4. Ranking the 50 highest-earning athletes in the U.S.
   That’s a lotta cake!
5. Forbes shines again at NBA pre-draft camp
   If you’re interested in the NBA draft, here are some write-ups about the pre-draft camp performances.