Could Killer Kudzu Be the Next Big Thing in Fuel?

Scientists need to start earning all the money we pay them! Well, not me specifically, but us… you know, in general. This by turning kudzu blight into cheap fuel, they’d be killing two birds with one stone. That’d be good, right?

In totally unrelated news, I heard today that the saying, “Mind your P’s and Q’s.” originally was in reference to pints and quarts, as in beer! I’m so gonna start saying this all the time now.