Potentially habitable planet found
“Before you book your extrastellar flight to 581 c, a few caveats about how alien that world probably is: Anyone sitting on the planet would get heavier quickly, and birthdays would add up fast since it orbits its star every 13 days.” Raise your hand if you think Ladies aren’t going to be down with this place?
The Landlord
I expect to see more and more of these short funnies flood the Interweb.
Your Next President @ MySpace
Sounds very democratic. My fear is a vote where personality, looks and sex-appeal win out over character, integrity and strong ideals.
Alec Baldwin Clears The Air On The Huffington Post
“First off, I’m Alec Baldwin. Say it again slowly, dolt. That’s right. Alec. Freakin’. Baldwin.” Be careful parents, or your little darling will grow up someday to be famous… like this buffoon.