Survivor: Fiji – Week 2

My wife and I were talking during last night’s show that one of the smart choices by the Survivor producers is that they don’t only produce one “season” of Survivor per calendar year, but only wait a couple of months after one season ends, then they start the next. Heaven only knows what our addiction might do if we had Survivor withdrawals. *shudder*

Moto (green)

Boo… what a clown. First he pokes his eye on some poisonous frond, then he practically chops his hand in half with a machete. If there weren’t enough, he goes for more laughs by breaking the hammock and falling on his arse. Ha! I hope he sticks around.

I think Lisi might be a few fries short of a Happy Meal. I’m just saying.

Mr. Mild Mannered Attorney here. Harvard trained and ready to sit in the shadows waiting for his turn to act. I like the guy.

I love that Dreamz is so positive. He’s been through so much, that it makes sense that Survivor is a cakewalk compared to what his life has been. But, and this is a big “but”, he needs to keep his “coaching” comments to himself or he’s gonna tick off his tribe mates. Especially early on, you want to lay low and build friendships.

Ravu (orange)

Rocky is a wildman. I love that he’s so out-in-the-open. Everyone will see his slyness coming from a mile away. No way he goes too far in this game.

Speaking of sly, did you see our man, Yau Man, taking a peek into Sylvia’s goody bag? And… “no” that’s not a sexual reference.

Sylvia dodged a major bullet. I don’t care how tired you are, you better be out hunting for that immunity idol because you could have been the next person voted off. After you got home, your family and friends would ask, “Why didn’t you look for it?!?” What are you going to say, “I was tired”?!?!

I’m really starting to like Earl. First the sucking water of leaves, then the snide little comments, almost under his breath. Let’s keep that sense of humor up. After two straight losses, Ravu is going to need some cheering up.

Voted Out

Like I said last week, you can’t be negative in this game. Oh wait, she wasn’t negative… she was a freakin’ spazz! Ok, add that to the list. Don’t be a spaz in Survivor. Check… got it. Bye Erica.