Survivor: Cook Islands – Week 2

One of the strangest Survivor’s ever, let’s get right to it!

• What the heck was that exchange with Billy all about? Is this 4th grade?!? Was there a time warp portal that everyone passed through in that obstacle course? Is English his 2nd language? Because, if we go back to the video tape, INSTANT REPLAY, it clearly went like, Billy: “I’m next to go.” Girls from White Tribe: “Aww, we love you.” Billy with a sheepish look to just Candice: “I love you.” Huh?!?! Talk about your monumental misunderstandings!? That was just bizarre.
• How about Parvati’s “Marilyn” line about flirting, “It’s what I do.” Only in Reality TV do we get regular people making themselves look this silly, when they’re trying to look like movie stars.
• So Ozzy is the island’s biggest villain? I’m not buying it.
• How many of you thought, how silly will the Black tribe feel when they watch all the episodes and realize they were WAY too happy to come in 3rd in this challenge when the Hispanic tribe just threw it?
• How smart is Yul? It took him all of what, an hour, to find the Hidden Immunity? Plus he’s nice. Plus he’s strong. He’s my leading candidate to win this year. Plus, since there’s only ever been one other Yul in recorded history, I say, let’s shave his head and call him Yul II.
• Cao Boi is like Triumph the Insult Dog. He’ll just say whatever. Please don’t vote him out! There are way too many funny exchanges just waiting to happen. What about if they overdub his voice with Triumph’s? Either way, let’s keep him around awhile.

Voted Out

In the end, Christina, who’s showing the compassionate side of cops, made the smart move and helped to vote Billy off. It was the right choice. Hopefully, her and Cecelia can bond and not get hit by the gangbanger Ozzy and his posse J.P.