Dojo Info 6/24/06

1. NASCAR teen uses video games to become racer
   Of course he did. Just like I’ve been using video games to become a Grand Master Thief.
2. Columbine Monument Construction to Begin
   Whoa now! That better not be on public land or you’ll have the ACLU breathing down your necks so fast that NASCAR teen will be impressed.
3. Physics may take video games to next level
   That’s great. I’ll take the emphasis on reality of physics over glamorous graphics, but what about realistic in-game reality? I’ll never stop trumpting my Lifelike Adventure Manifesto.
4. Toilet Cleaners Are ‘Restroom Specialists’
   Let’s just say that if you have the word “specialist” in your job title, your job probably sucks.