Dojo Info 5/26/06

Extra long Dojo for your surfing pleasure. Have a great week!

1. So I nearly got killed today…
   And some people think playing video games keep them safe.
2. Francios Zanella
   If you’ve ever been bored, you have to respect someone who actually got off his bum and did something. He built a 33 meter replica of the Royal Carribbean International in his backyard.
3. Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0
   “Some have tried to install Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under “Warnings – Alimony/Child support”. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.” Makes good sense. (via kottke)
4. Draft Express Analyzes the NBA Draft
   Good stuff, but beware the incessant popups. I’ve always wanted to type ‘incessant.’
5. Microsoft Shows Off JPEG Rival
   Take the proprietary sounding ‘Microsoft’ out of the name and perhaps it’ll succeed. No?
6. Video games can help cut surgical errors
   No doi. And yes, Super Monkey Ball is a gas.
7. Galloway says murder of Blair would be ‘justified’
   Um… uh… I guess the wackos have officially blasted through the middle tier to the governing class. Scary bad.
8. Sinfully Pure
   Victoria’s Secret sexpot Adriana Lima on the cover of GQ, which dubs her, “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin.” Lima says, “Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.” Smart and sexy, there ya go fellas.
9. All-Weather Foosball Table
   Speaking of sense, this thing makes too much. (via Coudal)