Miracle Workers Is Supremely Healthy

How could I have known before, that Miracle Workers (Mondays at 10 EST) would be so good for me? It’s not the kind of show that you really look forward to. No action, no laughs, no pre-fab drama, just inspiring stories about people striving for help and the doctors efforts to help them.

I think Congress should pass a law that requires all citizens to watch this show. It would make us all better people. Not only do I appreciate my good health, I’ll have a better understanding of how to deal with those less fortunate than I.

(Of course I’m joking. Congress should just go on a permanent break.)