The Blonde’s Year in Review

Sure it’s mean, but I’m feeling frisky. ;^)
[Via my good friend Tracey.]

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels… “duh”…
bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!

March – Got excited… finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months… box said “2-4 years!”

April – Trapped on escalator for hours…power went out!!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid… 8 cups of water won’t fit into those
little packets!!

June – Tried to go water skiing… couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breaststroke swimming competition… learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

August – Got locked out of car in rainstorm… car swamped, because top
was down.

September – Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is “C”… isn’t it??

October – Hate M&M’s… they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days… instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!

December – Couldn’t call 911… “duh”… there’s no “eleven” button on the phone!!

What a year!!