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Dec 6, 2005

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Caruso On Caruso

Mark: This is Mark McGrath for Extra talking to one of today’s hottest stars, David Caruso from the TV hit, CSI: Miami. Hi David, how are you?

David: “All we need is a little light to show us what we don’t know.”

Mark: All right. I’m good with that. So tell me…

David: Have you seen my sunglasses? I can’t find them anywhere and I left my backup pair in the trailer. You wouldn’t happen to have…

Mark: Sorry David, don’t have any on me.

David: No problem. I’ve got range. I won’t let it bring me down.

David: “And you shouldn’t either.”

Mark: Umm… ok. Well, let’s talk about CSI: Miami. Your show is extremely hot right now…

David: “Hooooooooot. It certainly is.”

Mark: …

David: Did you see that? How I instantly got into character on the exact topic you started?

Mark: Ok, but…

David: That’s just a taste of what I’m capable of. I’m by far the most versitile actor in Hollywood today. No one else comes close to my dramatic expertise.

Mark: Speaking of other actors, there’s been a lot of talk about how the new cast members have really added a lot to…

David: Found ‘em.

Mark: Huh?

David: Found my glasses, see? It’s kind of my trademark look. But I’ve got a million of them.

Mark: Ok? But as I was saying, CSI: Miami is really experiencing some serious success. Season 1 through 3 out now on DVD. You’ve even got a CSI board game. Did you think the show was going…

David: “Let me tell you a thing or two about success… buddy. It doesn’t grow on trees.”

Mark: …

David: Here’s what I bring to the table my friend. I’ve got a million looks, a million emotions.

David: Suave.

Mark: Is that Khandi Alexander with you there…

David: Me. We’re talking me here. Ok, let’s see… then I’ve got…

David: Sexy.

Mark: She sure is…

David: …and with the glasses again. See? See how that works?

Mark: Ok.

David: …then there’s…

David: Bold!

David: “Punk. You want nothing from me.”

David: I can just work it all night long baby.

Mark: Getting back on topic, I wanted to speak with you about…

David: “Listen paal. Can I call you Mark? You don’t want… to get on my bad side.”

Mark: …

David: Strong. I’ve got it all. Let me show you some more.

David: Serious.

Mark: That kinda looked like “suave” didn’t it?

David: No! This is suave. Or maybe…

David: …this is suave? Hmm… palm tree says, tropical… heat… fun in the sun… ok wait, this is Sultry. Yeah, check this out.

Mark: You’re kinda freakin’ me out dude.

David: Here’s my Stern. Can you feel it?

David: Austere.

David: Then back to Contemplative. Did you see that? See how I worked the glasses in too? They’re around my neck, see? I’m at the top of my game.

Mark: All right man. You want to finish this interview or…

David: I’ve got it all. There’s nothing I can’t do. Ok, get ready for it… close-up time!

David: “Let me tell you kid. You’ve got a lot to learn about life. I’m the one living it.”

Mark: What does that even mean?

David: Did you get to see Hot?

Mark: And here people thought I was the freak.

7 Comments

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  marty 12/6/2005 at 3:54 pm

  Wow. Got into the Christmas Fruit Cake a little early I see…Actually, quite a good riff. I’ve always wondered how that Caruso guy does it *all* so well…
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  jen 12/6/2005 at 10:37 pm

  HA HA HA! I love it!
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  Princess Jami 12/7/2005 at 11:11 am

  Tee-hee! I loved when he found his sunglasses. Thank goodness! :-)
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  HermanTurnip 12/8/2005 at 1:06 am

  Comedy gold! :)
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  Brian 12/9/2005 at 11:33 am

  Hilarious!
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  Vixen 5/12/2007 at 5:09 am

  Great! You are so right. Caruso can’t act his way out of a paper-bag….
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