Survivor Guatamala: Week 7

Blammy! I can’t seem to pick any of these things. Cyclonic Survivor has a stranglehold on 1st Place in Fantasy Survivor. And, “Yes”, I am trying to jinx him.

So the tribes merge early huh? Not that I was keeping track but the players seemed surprised. This has to help Gary the most because if Yaxha lost another immunity challenge he’d be the next in line for the bon voyage.

Cindy is flying so low she’s underground.

It turns out Jamie has a bad attitude. Nobody likes a sour puss. It wouldn’t surprise me a bit to see folks turn on him. Well, everyone except Judd.

Judd’s mouth took the week off. I expect it back and in full effect this week.

For a fishmonger, Lydia has caught precious few fish. Seriously.

Mr. Happy might be able to save his neck if he doesn’t come off too “up.” Then again, he couldn’t climb up a ladder so there’s no way he’ll be winning any immunity challenges.

Sooner or later the tribe will turn on Steph and Bobby Jon. When they do, adios muchacha. Maybe they could go all Lord of the Flies on everyone (including Jeff) and claim themselves victorious! Then they could win every immunity challenge. Mwahahaha.

I had this thought last night. What if Bobby Jon wasn’t his real name. In fact, what if he was a British actor playing a role. Wouldn’t that be freakin’ awesome?!? Don’t tell me you wouldn’t be impressed. Do they give Oscar’s for television shows?

So far so good. Even though he was born without a personality, it doesn’t seem to have aversely affected Brandon.

Danni is fine. I’m fine with Danni.

Gary is in a tight spot and he needs to start schmoozing, if that’s in his repertoire.

Don’t forget to make your picks over at Fantasy Survivor. I’ve lost some ground to the Cyclonic but I’m in tight with the Webmaster so who knows what “scoring mishap” might bump up my score a bit.