Mar 31, 2005
Paladin

March Madness Doesn’t Have to End

March Madness is one of my favorite times of the year. So why should it end, just because the month is coming to a close? Most assuredly not. So I ventured to find an appopriate, uh… condition for each month to come and we can celebrate year-round! [In case it isn't obvious, this is purely a jest and I apologize beforehand to anyone who might unfortuantely be afflicted with any of these.]

April Acousticophobia
May Mysophobia
June Jakob-Creutzfeldt Disease
July Jejunoileitis
August Alcoholophobia
September Selective Memory
October Onomatophobia
November Nostophobia
December Dental Anxiety
January Jaundice
February Freakish

4 Comments

  • actually, it’s Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. One of my favorites. Prion diseases are cool….

  • You can take that up with the Cancer Web site. I don’t make the news, I just report it. ;^)

  • I can’t wait for October Onomatophobia month! :-)

  • ::I can’t wait for October Onomatophobia month!

    Oh no, what’s that supposed to mean?!? ;^)

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