Bat That Sausage

Pirate’s first baseman, Randall Simon is now famous. Not for his abilities on the field, mind you, but for swatting a racing sausage. He was even taken off the field in handcuffs later in the evening. After reading the story, make sure you watch the video clip. His swing is not as savage as people are making it out to be, in fact, I’ve seen much more violent acts on episodes of Spongebob.