The American Dream

We closed on our new house today. Since the lawyers make you sign 3 or 4 million documents, I thought they could add just one more that basically says:

“I, insert name here, am hereby not responsible for any signature that the sneaky lawyer, John Doe, quickly hid in the stream of papers that I signed during this 92 minute meeting.”

But I’m sure they’d have another document to counter this one and then it’d be which one did I sign last and the whole deal would just disintegrate. … Yay! I’m a homeowner!