Google This and Google That

Googlism and GooglePeople let you use the Google API to learn some interesting things. Try them out. Enter your own name for example. Then learn if the “world” loves you or hates you.

Finding the Mass Graves

Why would it surprise anyone to learn that Iraq probably killed its own people. They’ve done it before and now they’ve got more to gain by trying to guilt the American people into pressing leaders to end the war.

In related news, certain Muslim high clerics recently finished a period of fasting have said that they received a message from Allah that “all Muslim nations should get nuclear weapons to fight the Christians.” Hey, wait a second… America is removing dictator Hussein so that Muslim nation Iraq can experience freedom and for that, we’ve got 20-odd new enemy nations? What kind of deal is that? In the words of Robert Plant, “Communication breakdown, it’s always the same. I’m having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane.”